The ‘Cursive’ the Keyboard?

My New Screenreader Is a… 

Here at Life Is Melody.com, the office is all abuzz about our new tablet device. For one thing, it’s a bright shade of green.

It doesn’t run iOS, Windows or Android, nor is it even able to. It has no micro-processor or battery. It doesn’t come with a keyboard or touch-screen menus. We had to shell out extra dough for a stylus device just to be able to input text characters. And the receipt got thrown away so we can’t return it.  Wtf?! What moron of an office manager got this and how much are we in the red?         Continue reading